Friday, November 25, 2016

Schlockmeister ... Bonus

Today's word is "schlockmeister" ... SHLOCK-mahy-ster ... Slang. a person who deals in or sells inferior or worthless goods; junk dealer. (Dictionary.com)

Bonus
How many slippery schlockmeisters,
Are there on T.V.?
They're selling pans for a great price,
Plus a handling fee.

If you order two or more,
(Must be one is for a friend!?)
One or the other of them's free!
Even less for you to spend.

Eggs and cheese, slide right out,
And burned up carmel too,
Everything will taste just great,
And be a joy to chew!

Anne Selleck
Copyright 2016






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